What Bush should have done...

Thanks to that dog lover, aka Bush Minor, lots of Providers have perished in the Katrina disaster. Needless to say, that is a Very Bad Thing, not only for Us Cats, but also for inferior pets like dogs. To top it off, there were also no rescue plans for pets.

Take the case of Snowball, a little white dog taken from his little Provider during the evacuation from New Orleans. The little human cub was among thousands of people sheltered at the Superdome after Hurricane Katrina, where he arrived with the mutt.
When the order came to evacuate the Superdome for Houston, the little human was told he could not take the Animal on the bus. Needless to say, he started crying. (the human, not the dog).
The press, which never gives Us Cats positive coverage anyway, put it as an Human Interest Story on the front page.
Humans are weird – instead of coming to the rescue of the Providers, they set up a website and reward fund to help find this non-cat. They were even successful.
Funny enough, everybody knows the canine’s name, but nobody remembers the little human’s. Go figure.
I am not a Cruel Cat – I don’t mind at all that dogs are saved as well, but let’s keep it in perspective. A creature that can feed me has priority over a creature that can’t, so I support any decision to get as many Providers out of harm’s way as possible.
Some Providers by the way are – sorry to say – stupid.
One couple of New Orleans Providers insisted on bringing "their only baby" (a 125-pound potbellied pig named Rooty, yuck! makes you wonder what those Providers look like!) — into the rescue boat that nearly sank. That, of course, is Dumb.

So Bush, who is running the biggest country of Providers worldwide, made a royal mess of it. (Well, considering the US is a republic, I should choose another word, but I don’t want to be rude.)
What should that Bush Person have done?
Simple: he should have taken Airforce One and evacuate all pets from New Orleans.
So what if they would have made a mess? Can’t be worse than what he is doing in Iraq….