It’s been too long since I put my Words on Wisdom in blog form again.Don’t get me wrong – I have enough to meow about. It’s my sometimes really annoying Provider that keeps working on the computer.
Note to all you kittens out there: try to get yourself a high-tech challenged Human.
But now, she is out of my fur, so to speak, and I can finally communicate again.
As you know, my Provider started putting me on diet. After some bitter complaining, she changed my food to Royal Canin. First, I was not too happy about it – but once I saw the price, I knew I had the premium stuff, and I also have to admit that I like the taste.
I got a scare with this pet food poison thing, but it turns out that it’s produced in Europe, so I am safe.
To show my Human that I am really not fat, just built along sturdy lines, I showed her my fellow feline in China. This 33-pound cat lives in Qingdao, Shandong Province in China, and has a 31-inch waist. Compared to that, I am puny!
He is in excellent health, and is only one year older than I am – he is 9.
His owner helps him onto a bed to sleep.
Heh, heh, that human doesn’t know that it’s a clever cat trick!
Of course we can jump on beds, clean clothes etc. – but if you are stupid enough to lift us – why should we refuse?
HE doesn’t eat Royal Canine BTW, but dines on six pounds of chicken and pork each day.
HE doesn’t eat Royal Canine BTW, but dines on six pounds of chicken and pork each day.
I wonder if I could talk my Provider into that?
Possibly not – she love munching salads and the like, that are only good for playing.
Possibly not – she love munching salads and the like, that are only good for playing.
Trust me, I tried them all (lettuce, carrots, tomatoes, cucumbers, etc.)– Ugh!
All this typing tires me out – it’s time for my recharging mode aka catnap again.
Ciao!
